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Let there be no potholes in the cabin of your dream car. Nearby are those who are worthy of much, and far away are those who speak a lot and represent little of themselves.
I wish you a vacation beyond our means and means not according to the standards. Live easy, interesting and beautiful!
There will never be a second life, and we cannot escape this one. I wish you to live it so that you can taste your happiness!
May God give you before old age only money, health and joy!
May you live until your retirement, as in a song: smoothly and in a major way, and all prejudices are absurd!
I wish my favorite work, the feeling of an eternal Saturday, not to keep my feelings at a distance and not to lose my charm.
May luck rush to you at full speed, and health will not lose its strength. The rest is mercantile nonsense and will not make you happier.
Rest off budget
Eat caviar, not biscuits!
Let the champagne flow
Foam decorates the mouth!
Smile, the day has come
When the world is at your feet!
Be more active, don't yawn
Explore the huge world!
Get everything you want
As if I went to heaven!
Not melting happy eyes
Celebrate the holiday now!
Live with dignity and beauty
Blossom in smiles every hour!
Let any business go well
Fate will triple good!
Cool wishes
I will not paint for a long time:
Let all your torment
They will stop tormenting you!
Let the face be smiling
And a plump wallet.
Breathing will be choppy
With love alone ...
Dreams are supposed to come true
And I want to tell you -
There is no reason for fate to surrender
Not in a year, not in five!
Seize the pleasant moments
Every minute on the ground ...
Blossom with a flower from compliments
What is given to you sincerely!
Are not boring and long
In this life of pleasure!
I will not go the roundabout way,
And I will say with all my love:
Let there be no delay
In order for everything to come true
What do you cherish in your dreams
And that the heart is secretly waiting!
How cool is your holiday
Let the calendar not be red ...
But with all my heart, briefly
I wish I was okay!
To be able to do everything, to have time for everything -
And in response to "on" give!
Love and appreciate every moment on earth
And never forget about yourself !!!
Breathe in deeply, live this day
Let it be cozy and joyful in it!
I will say more pleasantly and shorter,
Than thousands of lengthy phrases:
Do what you want, be who you want
Don't hide your happy eyes!
I wish you have an immense wallet
And spending bills is easy and pleasant!
Don't think about the sad and inexplicable
Mutually love, hot and beautiful!
Live every day in nirvana
Let every moment warm to the soul!
Bathe in champagne, eat oysters, caviar,
Be able to turn all problems into a game!
I don't know the limit of my wishes ...
Well, in general, I sincerely congratulate you!
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I wish you don't yawn from boredom,
Drive your alarm and fatigue!
Let there be no reasons in the future
Get upset in the most beautiful everyday life!
Love yourself not only for merit,
Do not offer your services to your enemies ...
Appreciate friends who are few in life ...
Be with those whom your heart has tested.
Funny greetings by name
If your name is Seva - then it is in the leg - on the left.
If your name is Slava - then it is in the leg - on the right.
If your name is Gena - really - to the knee?
If your name is Andrey, take off your clothes as soon as possible.
If your name is Vlad - you are in bed - just a treasure.
If the name is Edward - you are in bed - a leopard.
If your name is Kostya - so we will merge - the bones will crack.
If your name is Vitya, then before the screams "help".
If your name is Kolya - there is no way without alcohol.
If your name is Vasya, you also need to ferment.
If your name is Yura - little sex, smoke breaks.
If your name is Julius, then we will try on a chair.
If your name is Tolik, we will climb onto the table.
If your name is Igor, then we will try on the armchair.
If your name is Ivan, there will be a classic - a sofa.
If your name is Hera, we are in missionary position.
If your name is Zhenya - certainly on my knees.
If your name is Borya, we will come off at sea.
If your name is Sasha - the cup is full of impressions.
If your name is Pasha, the pace is good, but Sasha is better.
If your name is Sergei - everything is ok, just not gay.
If your name is Styopa, then add a little banter.
If your name is Misha, we will also call Grisha.
If your name is Grisha, then look about the name Misha.
If your name is Lesha, we will be long, just lying down.
If your name is Dima - do not forget that you need to pass by.
If your name is Gogi, then you need your legs higher.
If your name is Kiryusha - well, in the ears - then in the ears.
If your name is Vadim, then a blow job is necessary.
If your name is Artyom - whip in your hands and let's start.
If your name is Anton, a condom is required.
If your name is Maxim - he is also needed.
If your name is Vova, it will be cool under the podium.
If the name is suddenly Arkasha - you can even get stoned.
If your name is Ilya - we will try everything fucking.
If Valera met, he would have been with the gentleman.
If your name is Oleg - our "race" will be hot.
If suddenly you are Vitalik - just give flowers.
If your name is Roma, then just sit at home ..
If your name is Rafik - go away, well you nafig)))))
So that chest like Irene Ferrari
And the ass to be like J. Lo.
So that the men open their mouths,
They took us in cool cars.
So that they throw all the flowers at their feet,
And every day they swore in love
And in boutiques to dress,
Anyone fulfilled a whim.
So that sex will fly away until dawn
It was carried out so that there is always loot,
Rest in Egypt all summer
And travel to Turkey in winter.
In Ibiza to hang out
So that the men swear in love
(I wish I could repeat myself)
In short, that everything is great!
present
Play only by your own rules!
Dream. Believe in yourself. Win!
Happiness, tenderness, warmth -
On a holiday all year round!
With the warmest, most sunny wishes!
You can everything! Look around,
smile - this is your world!
Seeing you, everyone will turn around
After all, you are as bright as the sun!
Take the most beautiful from life
Be successful, lucky and happy!
The whole world lies at your feet
Let it belong to you!
I want every moment
It only brought you joy, happiness and warmth!
You are the most gentle, the kindest and most amazing!
May all your dreams come true!
Smile, enjoy life
be happy: the world is so beautiful!
Happy Birthday!
Open your heart to happiness
and all your dreams will definitely come true!
You know how to see the unusual among
everyday things, to find what is hidden.
Believe that your luck will always be with you!
For a man like you, no
obstacles are not terrible!
Be the first!
Don't stop there!
Strive for new victories!
Energy, power, speed!
Take everything from life!
May this wonderful holiday
make cherished dreams come true
and will give you precious moments of happiness!
With all my heart on a wonderful holiday - flowers,
cordial meetings, warm words of family and friends ...
Happiness and joy, health and good luck!
present
May every day make you happy
wonderful events!
And may all your dreams come true!
May life give you everything
what do you dream about!
Success in everything
joy and great happiness!
It's great that you are!
May your life be bright
and the mood is sunny!
Trust your heart
Be who you are.
I wish you happiness and the most wonderful mood!
Let your whole life be a bright holiday!
Dream, smile, enjoy every moment!
Let every day be like beautiful flower: just as bright and wonderful!
Wonderful mood, happiness, joy and fulfillment of all cherished desires- on this beautiful day and always!
For you, life is a fast lane.
Let it be flat and straight!
Good luck and new achievements!
Don't stop there
strive for new heights -
and you will achieve everything!
The light of the sun and the blue of the sky, the fresh wind and the scent of blossoming flowers, this whole world is for you. May everything be wonderful with you!
Celebrating the holidays with a big company is fun and interesting. But only if an entertainment program is planned. Without her, the celebration will turn into a banal eating of food and empty talk. If you take over the organization of the holiday, you need to think over everything carefully and prepare in advance. Room decoration, menus, music are all important parts of the party. Most importantly, do not forget to prepare contests, games and quizzes. Guests will be delighted if you read them comic predictions. Short and funny, slightly touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.
crystal ball
Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and his loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include a visit from a famous witch in the evening scripts. In her role, you can act independently or involve someone from the invitees. Speak ahead of time and the show can begin.
Prepare comic predictions a few days before the celebration. Short and funny, poetry is best. Write them down on small pieces of paper, then roll them up into a tube. You can age the paper using the usual strong tea leaves, or, conversely, paint the straws in bright colours... Place these mysterious bundles in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one ball to each guest's chair. They will not even suspect that they are comic and funny behind their backs. In the middle of the evening, the witch appears!
The fun begins
The sorceress is dressed according to her image, holding a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, gives everyone a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in him! Do you want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will now appear behind your backs! Extract from them what was sent to you by higher powers! "
All come true
Guests can start popping balloons and pulling out convolutions. The real fun is about to begin! short and funny ones will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:
- soon you will meet love, you will marry again;
- as soon as you put on a red hairpiece, you will receive a million in a day;
- you will fly up the career ladder, you will quickly get the boss;
- you will never go bald, your hair is kept by a lucky star;
- soon in your house will be heard a child's roar, laughter and stomping, and a pot, have fun quickly, my friend;
- a miraculous balm will soon come to you, you will be forever young, mischievous and groovy;
- wake up in the morning - under the window of a foreign car, did you expect such a gift?
These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are perfect for colleagues. This number will be relevant at a corporate party for any holiday!
Gypsy motives
There is a strong stereotype that all gypsies are fortune-tellers. So we will not dispel it, but, on the contrary, we will beat a funny situation. For the holiday, the gypsy Aza will come to you right from the camp, which goes into the sky! Look for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it's very simple to do: you need a colorful long skirt, a headscarf and more jewelry. Prepare comic predictions in advance, short and best suited. Write them down on sheets of paper and put them in a nice box. The gypsy enters the room and explains that she found this chest by chance in the house of her great-grandmother. She opened it and saw a note there. She told that she should come to this house and distribute these sheets to those present.
Mysterious Messages
The development of events can be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in poetry or prose. The gypsy woman can summon guests herself and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!
- I can see very clearly, you have a huge family. You will all live together, your son will go to serve in the army.
- A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
- A lot of money will fall on your head, and your friend will get rid of the disease.
- You will always have delicious food in your house.
- There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
- Exactly on the night of your happiness will come.
- Very, very soon, I see you at sea!
Everyone will surely love these comic predictions, short and funny. Best wishes for teenagers, young people and those over thirty!
All the best for children
If a children's party is planned in the house, be sure to prepare entertainment for the children. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children will quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Conduct several games, contests, let the clever people show off their intelligence in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, give the guys a good rest and refreshment, and you can start completing the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present comic predictions, short and funny, as a prize. It will be an unusual and interesting surprise for children! They will be happy to unfold the cherished notes and read the messages!
- very soon you will have new friends;
- in the mall you will buy just cool pants;
- when you hear a loud ringing, you get a new phone;
- you will get five A's, although you teach very poorly;
- will call, open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
- soon everything will be cool, you will have a red-haired dachshund;
- your neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live for a hundred years;
- in the coming month of October, luck will come to you;
Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.
School years
Not everyone likes to go to school, but as they grow up, they remember these years and dream of returning to the past! Try to arrange parties, discos, contests and games for the children for each holiday. So the class will become more friendly, cohesive. At any of the events, you can present children with an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select the special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with hidden meaning.
- Something good will happen and you will want to change! You will only study for five and attend all sections.
- This year you will find yourself, you will start writing books and poems.
- Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
- You will be sent to the running competition, you show yourself there properly.
- You need to start dancing, and pump your back muscles, parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
- Sing like a nightingale, don't be too shy on stage!
The guys will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good things, then it will definitely come true!
We've all heard about predictions. It is known that people who are in one way or another connected with various forces that are still incomprehensible and unknown to man are engaged in such a business. Predictions were in demand always and everywhere, in any country and in the most different eras... Of course, in the modern world, predictions play a huge role, since there are few people who do not want to look into the future. Even the most ardent skeptics sometimes secretly want to know what awaits them in life next. However, predictions now acquire not only a strict character, but also their playful form appears. And therefore, more and more often you can find comic predictions.
Comic predictions - what is it
How do funny predictions differ from their more rigorous form? Initially, it is important to note that such predictions can be voiced for different purposes. Many people get bored of reading boring and strict predictions for the day, month, year. I would like to defuse the situation, read something funny, but instructive. And therefore, ordinary predictions sometimes turn into a comic form. It can be just humor, caricature, and sometimes there is real black humor. Reading cool predictions, you can laugh a lot, and take note of a few warnings that will help you avoid various problems in the near future. In addition, when reading comic predictions, the harsh reality is more easily perceived, and it becomes easier to look at life. Whether to believe such predictions, of course, is the business of every person. But it will not be out of place to arm yourself with warnings.
Where are funny predictions used
However, comic predictions do not always have a strong background. They can also be used simply to cheer up. A person who adopts them for himself is able to become the soul of the company in the shortest possible time and be known as an enviable joker. You can use them in the office at work, at a party with friends, in general, anywhere, as long as they are appropriate. Naturally, such a prediction is not required to be taken on faith, it is intended only for entertainment. However, it is not uncommon for even funny predictions invented for laughter to come true. So even with them it is worth being careful. Also, funny and funny predictions are often used at holidays and celebrations. These can be birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home events.
At what events are comic predictions more often used?
Weddings were the first events that gave birth to hilarious but instructive predictions. It is rare to see a wedding in which the guests don’t dress up as gypsies on the second day. And what a gypsy woman without predictions? In order to raise the festive spirit of those present and simply cheer the passers-by, the gypsy in a comic form pronounces predictions to the groom and the bride, and then to all those present. After that, funny predictions began to be used on other holidays. They always wish the hero of the day long life, health and happiness. Everyone knows this and is familiar. But here is a humorous prediction, uttered in the midst of the holiday, in which humor is mixed with wishes for happiness and longevity, capable of igniting it with renewed vigor, making guests laugh and delighting the hero of the day. Often funny predictions are used at children's parties. Of course, their shape should correspond to children's themes.
Cool prediction form
Comic predictions are used in a variety of ways. If they are pronounced during a feast, wedding, then it is more interesting to use the poetic form. Thus, at the same time, a prediction can be an excellent toast. Also, a funny prediction often becomes part of the game, entertainment. There are many drinking games in which you can joke about who a person was in a past life, of course, with the same comic result. If funny predictions are made at children's parties, then this usually creates a feeling of mystery. You can even hold a costume masquerade with a similar purpose. Children who are interested in riddles are always happy to accept jokes.
In general, comic predictions can be used anytime, anywhere. The main thing is that it is appropriate, otherwise the joke will simply not work.
Comic predictions in verses in one line
1.
The day is bright and bright, like a lovely gift.
2.
A trip to the sea awaits you soon.
3.
Let the tears of joy shed, soon the old friend will return!
4.
Down with anger and revenge, you will receive good news.
5.
Wait for the sunset, wait for the sunrise, wait for a sweet greeting.
6.
Every day and every hour someone thinks of you.
7.
Look ahead more cheerful, wealth awaits you there.
8.
Wait a little, the road is waiting for you.
9.
Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy.
10.
Celebration and fun await you at the end of the week.
11.
Suddenly you will have a new friend.
12.
Wait, do not cry, luck will come to you.
13.
Sun again and happiness again - you will meet new love.
14.
Expect success at work by next Saturday.
15.
You will always have delicious food in your house.
16.
Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year and then you will certainly, certainly, probably get lucky.
17.
If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl to you.
18.
In the coming year, someone will be lucky again, maybe you or a neighbor - you must always be ready.
19.
Changes await you in early January, prepare for them gradually - do not waste time in vain.
20.
Try to run cautiously on the ice at night, and then it is quite possible that you will meet the New Year.
Cheerful predictions
1.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
2.
When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will come off.
3.
You are lucky! Therefore, be humble and don’t grab more lucky tickets.
4.
Crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your destiny.
5.
Go to the boss with your left foot - and you will be promoted.
6.
Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be silent! And no one would call a bore.
7.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation on it - a car.
8.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
9.
Buy a book you don't like at all - and you will find answers to all your questions.
10.
A pleasant surprise awaits you during the first week after the New Year.
11.
Leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there - will soon appear with you.
12.
If neighbors knock on the battery today, then a merry and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
13.
In the New Year, you will win a million dollars, but then you will give it all to charity.
14.
In the New Year, you can get rid of your bad habit, but you will get a couple more new ones.
15.
In the New Year, you will be presented with the most coveted gift - a goldfish. True, it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
16.
In the New Year, you will learn and discover a lot of new and useful things, and now please open a bottle of champagne.
17.
In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as have the pleasure of earning it.
18.
In the New Year, you will get yourself a new pet, and you will give the old one to a nursing home.
19.
If you put on clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
20.
If you come across a foreign body in the bread, know - it's for luck!
Astrological comic predictions
1.
The stars are supportive of you. However, do not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars can contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2.
Venus in the second house portends a hearty supper with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3.
For your zodiac sign, ritual dances on the table are contraindicated, otherwise an impartial meeting in the state house is possible.
4.
People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, funny ... hey, sweetie, aren't you too heavy on champagne?
5.
Abuse of shouts "Happy newcomer!" fraught with sore throat; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with one lips, rolling eyes meditatively.
6.
The stars are not located the best way: The knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints are most prone to rhythmic twitching.
7.
Your patron planet, Mercury, portends an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
9.
From today on, you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will bring you new and unexpected love.
10.
That night, the stars are located in the sky so that everything that you have dreamed of receiving for so long shines on you.
New Year wishes
1.
Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
2.
I wish to keep the style! You will have a car!
3.
Luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
4.
To your health, your toast! You will have career growth!
5.
I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
6.
Surrounded you so that you feel comfortable! And incomes will increase!
7.
May success accompany! You are the best learner!
8.
There are many different impressions! On beautiful travels!
9.
Let not worry! New job awaits you!
10.
I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!
New Year is a holiday that is not complete without games, jokes, fortune-telling. We are all waiting for some miracle on New Year's Eve. To entertain guests and not let them get bored, you can organize a game with comic predictions. Funny funny predictions will cheer up in the home circle of relatives, friends, guests, as well as colleagues and colleagues at corporate parties.
Predictions should be kind, sound optimistic, positive, so that no one is offended.
Notes with "prophecy" can be put into magicnuts, cookies "happiness", in glass bottles, in balloons ...
Put the fortune-telling notes into a balloon and then inflate it. Each guest chooses a ball, pops it and reads his prediction.
SHORT FUNNY PREDICTIONS ANDJOKING WISHES
FOR 2018 IN VERSES
You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will be great!
Unexpectedly for everyone, a BIG success awaits you!
Expect an increase in family income and vacations at your favorite time of the year!
Many incidents and interesting journeys await you -
On courses, on vacation, abroad - wherever fate will dispose!
Travel is waiting for you and a plane ticket!
A trip to Europe is waiting for you and good luck according to the horoscope!
There are many different impressions on your travels!
Many adventures and many thrills await you,
We all, at times, go somewhere, go, swim, fly like birds,
There, where an unfamiliar coast ... A road abroad awaits you.
A lot of luck is waiting for you and a summer cottage by the sea
A trip to the sea is waiting for you soon!
I wish you as soon as possible to run aground where the five-star hotel is located!
I wish you a lot of health, do not get sick! In the south, sunbathe in the summer!
Get more salary! Drive the family in a red Porsche!
I wish you a vacation - ten months. To poke over the hill!
A yacht, a new brand Lexus, and my own private jet
And may Santa Claus bring you all these gifts!
I wish: if the dacha is big,
if the car is cool, if the money is green.
If vacation - then in Miami, if beer - then with friends!
Wish your personal super steel liner
I took you to Hawaii regularly!
I wish you huge bouquets, gorgeous gifts,
vouchers to where it is beautiful and hot.
It is not a sin to indulge in secular entertainments off the Turkish coast!
In summer, on a nude beach, your happiness will lie nearby!
Let everything in life pass by, except health, money and intimacy!
Blood will excite virtual love
Nice gifts, wonderful surprises and
execution of various whims!
I wish you a sea of happiness and an ocean of love,
but in this ocean, look, do not drown!
If you fall in love once a week -
you will look fifteen years younger!
I wish you not to be bored in vain, there will be new friends!
From now on, you will continue to grow prettier and younger!
Your hairstyle, appearance it will pleasantly surprise us all.
You will enter the cream of society.
Perhaps you will find a sponsor.
There will be your happy laughter and success in a secular society!
Every day and every hour someone thinks of you!
If, before the New Year, they suddenly capture you (what a shock!).
They will twist, tie, seal your mouth, stuff you into a sack -
Do not swear and do not be angry, do not shout and do not be pathetic -
It's just that someone ordered you for Santa Claus as a gift!
Love is waiting for you, beautiful, divided and varied!
Live, show off, believe and wait - your luck lies ahead!
Everything will be fine in life
Especially on the personal front!
In my personal life, without a doubt,
Changes coming soon!
Love will brighten your days and they will become bright.
Your whole life will be magically illuminated in winter and summer.
Rarely is anyone so lucky
Big love awaits you!
If you smile, all dreams will come true
I wish that it was thick in my pocket, bananas and cabbage bloom,
And smile with all your mouth, a smile so suits you!
Look ahead more merrily, wealth awaits you there!
Good budget replenishment,
Expect you during the summer!
Let the rustle please the bills, life will be only "haute couture".
Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
I wish to keep the style! You will have a car!
Luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
May you always have cash
What you spend them on is a personal matter.
Maybe you can buy a house, a car, a summer house,
And then you will treat your friends to change!
I wish you a pack of shares, a new wheelbarrow and "bucks" to boot!
I wish you money so that there is no shortage of them,
And also health, so that it was in order!
I wish only what is especially important:
Bigger and bigger bills in your wallet
Stronger health, luck more often
And do not forget about real friends!
Let your life be not sad
Cabbage crunches in the wallet,
The key from the car is in my pocket
The TV remote awaits on the couch.
There will be a lot of money! -
And not fake, but verified!
Roads without holes, without traffic jams, without traffic police,
So that dollars and rubles are found
So that everything is okay with health
And to collect friends more often!
I wish you a pleasant and comfortable life!
And so that your wallet is filled with money tightly!
I wish you bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Meet frostbitten ones less in life.
To your health, your toast! You will have career growth!
Let not worry! New job awaits you!
Expect success in your work by next Saturday!
May success accompany! You are the best learner!
For the heart, delight awaits you - a big salary increase!
Fate will gild your pen, send you a solid paycheck!
Or throws a wallet ... And all this in the near future!
A good family atmosphere awaits you
And a dizzying personal career.
Surrounded, so that you feel comfortable! And incomes will increase!
I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
And you have a lot of household chores, household chores.
But in your family and in your personal life, everything will turn out great for you!
In the coming year, by all means,
Health will be just excellent!
So that you are loved and appreciated, so that you can unearth a treasure in the forest,
To drink - and not get sick, to eat - and not get fat,