It is easy and difficult to congratulate a man on his anniversary at the same time: it is easy if you know the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day, difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you can not please. Men, as a rule, like to receive either practical gifts or cool ones - therefore, congratulations will be a wonderful option for a men's anniversary, in which you can combine both.
For example, before giving a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or a gift certificate), you can arrange a presentation - comic gifts that tell about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will surely please the culprit himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.
With the help of a funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a completely practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. Such - great way to bring joy to the hero of the day and to add variety to the line of, albeit beautiful, but formulaic wishes ..
Collected here best ideas the Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to arrange comic congratulations with gifts for the anniversary of the man.
1. Cool gift for the hero of the day "Healing air"
(Aurora A. Belimova)
For this comic gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we advise on reverse side apply caps a small amount of fir oil, so that when the can is opened, the barely perceptible aroma of pine forest can really be heard from it); stick on it a label with the following content: “The healing air of the pine forest. The ozone content is 2 percent, oxygen - 23 percent, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within an hour after opening. "
It is not worth showing this present to the birthday person right away. First, read the following terms to him:
“- If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent heart rate.
- If you want to feel young and admire at any age lovely girls- you need one hundred percent vision.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them tightly, you need fresh breath.
- And if you want to get pleasure from all this - you need to breathe deeply! "
And only after that do you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its content and purpose.
2. A comic gift for a man "Miracle slippers with instructions"
(Author K. Cheregoshkina)
You can also give your beloved man ordinary slippers by attaching cool instructions or a memo in a beautifully designed version to them:
“Men's house slippers. Our oversized slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and from an unexpected side complement the image of a real man.
- No woman can resist you if you are wearing our house slippers!
- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for stressed feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.
- Slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. Feet supercooled in winter in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product contributes to silent movement, which is important at night.
- Incredibly luxurious and stylish colors, in which this model is sustained, will satisfy the most refined taste of the most subtle connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems without destroying or irritating them.
- Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and hide unpleasant surprises: whether it be holes in your socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.
- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that the moment you put on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness
- Be careful! Can cause a feeling of bliss!
- Wear it with pleasure! "
3. Congratulations with gifts for the hero of the day.
Leading: The life of our hero of the day is directly related to intersections, traffic lights
and road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!
What to wish you in 
giver,
Birthday, anniversary?
Be in shape, our car enthusiast,
Step on the gas and don't get sick.
Gas pedal we give the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!
So that the traffic police do not have to
Draw up minutes here today,
You should have a drink while driving ...
Coca-Cola drink!
(The hero of the day is presented with a can of Coca-Cola.)
Let this enchanting drink cool you in hot weather, but not satisfy your travel thirst!
(Applause from the guests.)
Considering that the car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day some useful things.
Dear hero of the day!
We give it wheel,
Put it in the "spare wheel".
(A roll is handed, baked in the form of a wheel.)
Well, so that the patrol does not get to the bottom,
We give you this spare wheel.
(The wheel is handed over.)
After watching cool TV shows about truckers,
We think that they will come in handy and fuels and lubricants.
(A bottle is handed vegetable oil and vodka.)
Now the driver's transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.
(Source: scenariev.net)
4. Comic congratulations "The hero of the day is our baby!"
Here are the little ones in front of you 
The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.
So that the head does not freeze
We will pull on the cap dexterously. (give a cap)
So that something else does not happen,
And the underwear would not get wet
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn't happen to?
Pampers, in general, will not hurt us (give a diaper)
And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child in an instant?
A pacifier in your mouth, so as not to scream
I knew that life and was silent more (give a pacifier)
(Source: menshiy.ru)
5. Congratulations from friends with a comic gift
Here we thought we wondered 
The whole evening they argued:
What does a person need
Over 50 years of milestone ???
Is happiness in trinkets -
In vases with crystal, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or is there a ring on your finger?
Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!
We taxied into the store,
And we bought a present!
Miracle apron - wallet,
You try on his friend !!!
The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!
The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive
When there is nothing to pour !!!
For "LOVE" pocket is the second!
there is a big surprise!
So that the stove does not extinguish the soul!
Here's a candle earring for you!
And a bill for flowers
So that you are ready for sex!
Our third pocket is "PARENTS"
Day and night you call them!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!
And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
Children need what guys?
Well of course some money !!!
Fifth pocket here "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once !!!
And the sixth pocket "YOUR"
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it,
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn’t skimp on you
Not even a ruble was concealed.
Accept a gift from us
Remember us with a kind word.
Happy birthday congratulations
And we wish to live richly!
(Source: forum.in-ku.com)
(About donating a set of socks, see the link)
6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.
(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can just beat them for a photo shoot and entertainment)
Birthday has come
And the question arose before us,
What to buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)
Oh, what a hat is tenderness,
To the peasants for a feast for the eyes.
But kind of out of season
Summer hat
Well I won't give it
And then I'll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You are beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playful.
No, let's go in order:
We will give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we donate a cap! (cap)
Why do you need a cap today
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the topic at all,
No, let's quit this venture.
To be funny then
The cap you need to give
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)
He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Throne headpiece
This is the royal crown! (Crown)
7. Exclusive gift "Clock - generator of ideas"
You can give the birthday boy an unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make it yourself. As a basis for a gift, you need to buy a large wall clock, then order a good quality picture, which will depict the basic dreams of the birthday man, for example, a car, an apartment, a summer residence, a good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Make other dreams and desires - a fancy TV, a dog of a fashionable breed or a TV dish - make a smaller scale.
Then all these prepared pictures should be pasted instead of numbers on the dial. It's time to act! "
8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the bathhouse attendant "Come to the bathhouse soon!"
This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bathhouse - they read it in turn, if there are few people, then two or three times.
1. We know that the hero of the day
Loves to take a steam bath!
There is a broom and a beer ... ..
We really like the bathhouse!
2. In the evening we go from the bath
And ... ..the name ... also with us,
Everyone has red muzzles
The state of health is wonderful!
3. We came to congratulate you
Immediately visible: straight from the bath,
To make a toast
Well, have a drink, a bite!
4. Be happier than everyone else in the world,
Always be with friends
So that we all had to celebrate
Your 100th anniversary!
5. We came here for a reason,
Here are the gifts brought,
Take them soon
Pour a glass for us!
6. To have a lot of money,
If you suddenly feel sad
Health, happiness to be
Here's a present for you, friend! (give a broom)
7. Decided to present a broom
Pour the foamy beer,
And a bar of soap.
To make it more fun! (give soap)
- Accept congratulations
On this glorious anniversary
And no later than Sunday
Come to the bathhouse soon!
(Source: forum.vkmonline.com)
(If you arrange a few surprises on this topic, then it will come in handyfrom this collection)
9. Cool gift from close friends - a basin.
For the anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows too,
You can pick berries, jump after a booze,
You can wash with him in the bath, he will be useful to you there too,
You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch
You can take a ride down the hill, it will always come in handy for you,
And how will it be (50.60 ...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,
We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not think,
Do not leave in the yard and put it back in place,
Congratulations on your anniversary, we wish you a drink now,
Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.
(source: mastervo.ru)
10. Delivery bath accessories For a present.
Congratulatory men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a bunch, a thermometer.
First: Who is marching together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Steam everyone, warm up everyone.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: People here are very dirty ...
Fifth: Record five years ahead!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message ...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (name)- hero of the day!
First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Tris harder, we do not mind
If only not a fool -
You will be red like a cancer! (give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it emits, brothers, spirit!
Second: We give a hat for curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You will be a hero in the bath! (give a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, and the park is not bad at all!
Third: So that fat is removed from the sides -
We urgently give a massage therapist,
Oh sorry, massager,
So that you always rub your body! (give a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you steam up the fat faster!
Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, simple guys,
Don't scare you with your heels! (give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's not a sin to take a steam bath!
Fifth: We will give this gang so that
If it's hot
I sipped beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would have a broom, like fluff!
Sixth: If suddenly you went over
And I gave the park with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Wow, eh, ooh, ah, the last sweep of the broom!
First: You, (name), our friend
Pour a glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give a broom! (hand over their brooms).
11. Original congratulations on the gift of vodka to the hero of the day.
Alcoholic drinks, as a gift option for a man, are very common, but even here you can distinguish yourself, you just have to show your imagination a little. On the purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, where the name of the anniversary drink will be placed, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or the last name of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph stylized with the help of photoshop as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.
You can also colorfully arrange all the documents that will be attached to the gift: "composition", "rules of use and" recommendations ", which should be solemnly set off when presenting vodka.
Gift lead:
“To get this great product, the best minds the enterprises took the most wonderful components - "transparency", so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. Let the clouds never run over him. They took the "fortress" because it is needed in overcoming life's difficulties. We added "degrees" so that they were always at around +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. "Easy digestibility", so that everything good, kind, light comes to his house. And "slight dizziness" from happiness, love and fun. "
Rules for using vodka:
It should be consumed then:
a) when the soul asks;
b) when the soul is crying;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
f) in special cases.
1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself upright;
2. Hide from children under 16 and from his wife;
3. Keep away from fire;
4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;
5. With excessive drinking, it is poisonous.
12. A set of comic gifts for congratulating a man.
Just for the sake of fun, friends give the birthday boy a whole scattering of little things.
Although you are a hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath does not shine for you.
You better accept from us bay leaf bunch (give a bay leaf)
Do not think to be angry with us -
A nail on the farm will come in handy (give a nail)
We wanted to give a flashlight
But we only found a ball (give a ball)
When you go for a walk
So that the trousers do not sleep with you,
You carry with you
This steel pin (give a pin)
Pour this into a glass
And drink it on the sly (give a glass)
After a glass, have a snack -
This is a very important matter.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (give a napkin)
And for sweet we have
There is a candy for you (give candy)
You got flowers, roses.
They do not wither in the cold (give a card with roses)
Do not open your mouth! Please accept our congratulations! We wish you a self-assembled tablecloth that will always have Italian pizza, Swiss chocolate, French croissants and Scotch whiskey. We hope that you will have a Genie who will fulfill your most cherished desires!
Dear friend, today is your big holiday. We wish you health with all our hearts. Ride a Ferrari with awesome music. And in the evenings to drink cocktails. Let everything that was conceived come true. I want your life to be as bright as a camera flash.
On this day we are gathered here to celebrate your birthday! It seems to me that you already have all the most valuable and important, so I wish you to have a cottage in Madrid, every weekend there is a barbecue, swim in gold. Let the airplane carpet carry you to work in the morning. Let the candles on the cake blow out on the first try. Don't let your teeth fall out, your hair won't turn gray, and wrinkles won't appear.
Birthday boy, do not yawn, grab congratulations! And we want to wish you fabulous wealth, amazing moments! We wish you often go to the bar with your friends and drink 16-year-old whiskey. Let the beer always be in the fridge. May the weekend always be cool. Let the awl in your butt not let you live bored.
We were looking forward to your birthday! We go to wish you on this momentous day, so that your vacation will always be cool. Let every journey be unrealistically cool. We wish you never to grow old and so that your head does not hurt in the morning. May there always be spring in my soul. We hope that all life will be sweet and only food will be salty.
Congratulations listen! I want you to have everything for complete happiness! Let the yacht be at the dock. Let the credit card be unlimited. Let only the best food always be on the table: there will be Chinese tea, only American burgers, and, of course, Spanish wine, German sausages, Japanese sushi, Russian borscht, Ukrainian bacon.
On your birthday, we want to wish you a box of wonders! Let the photos on Instagram be killer. Let all oil rigs have one owner - you.
Bro, today is your holiday! I wish you to go on vacation only to the coolest resorts. Always stay young at heart, to play tricks like in youth.
My friend, happy birthday! Relax to the fullest. Always be positive. Let everything be cool in your personal life. Wake up in the morning the first time, and do not set the alarm ten times. Let nothing ever break. Let your personal helicopter be at the airport, and your motorcycle in the garage.
Friend, we congratulate you! We hope that every day in your life will be like a holiday. We wish you to find answers to all your questions. We hope that all your decisions will be correct. Let the latest model iphone be in your pocket. And the Russians will win the soccer championship.
Funny birthday greetings to a man in verse
Well, man, I congratulate you!
I wish you a sea of beer.
No, then the ocean:
You are a gourmet beer house.
You can also go for herring with beer,
Cognac, wine and vodka.
We'll add money on top
Happiness, joy and dumplings
And a little love too
Just so they don't hit in the face
And they did not drive away from the sofa,
And quietly adored!
It's finally done
Today the sun was born.
Well, what a charm, what a bunny ?!
Oh, it's a dandelion boy!
Always obedient and simple
But for some reason, single.
A little face swam,
Well, not a face, but just a snout ...
So handsome, young
And slender, noble, businesslike.
To be honest: the ideal!
Nobody has seen such.
I want to wish you
Continue in the same spirit.
Grow big and don't get old.
Look for your wife as soon as possible!
On your day I want to wish you
Always have time to get home from work,
Always wanted and loved to be
And love your wife yourself.
Be the same crazy
And on the head of the sick,
Always honest, positive,
Brave, bright and dear.
Congratulations, dear friend,
You are not young now.
The gray hair plays at the temples,
The left leg is lame.
You hold on there, don't cry
Spit in your face for all problems.
You are so handsome!
Well, you think not a boy -
Adult uncle, business,
And at heart it is young!
From the soul to the soul
I congratulate you.
Well, now I will bring down
Wish you.
I wish you happiness
And, of course, kind
A sea of joy, luck,
To keep life simple
To make the sofa soft
And the wife was like that
To make the glass full
And preferably always!
Oh buddy, congratulations
And I wish you everything:
Caress, tenderness, care,
So as not to be kicked out of work,
And a beautiful wife.
Here I will hint a little:
Come out of the house more often -
Meet the girl. Are you familiar?
So go down the aisle with her
Our avid stallion.
Soul friend, congratulations!
I wish you a sea of joy
And more money,
And pretty girls.
I wish you happiness,
So that there is no bad weather,
For life to be raspberries
So as not to have a sore throat.
Be as young
And beautiful, mischievous.
My dear and dear,
I congratulate you.
Always be with such a soul
I wish you.
Be the same kind, sweet
Honest, loving, beautiful.
Just don't be jealous
So grumpy in the morning.
And it's time to go in for sports
Rest more
And do not overeat cake
And go to bed.
But I love you like that
Which one I have.
You and I are already a family
And this is my honor!
Happy Birthday!
Happiness, joy, luck.
And love to boot.
I wish you a summer residence
Your pool and plane
May your flight through life
It will be accurate and simple.
Stay single ...
Don't look for a problem for yourself.
Take care of your system
Nutritional, nervous.
Go true dear.
We want to congratulate you
Happy birthday.
Congratulations we say:
Good luck and luck,
More money and good
Happiness, joy, beaver,
And a little love
So that the wife warms her legs.
I wish you a lot of money and wealth, and prosperity!
And then more finance, so that life in the world is sweet.
So that only yours can moor the yachts on the pier.
And the girls were smiling just like that, not for rubles.
Let your streak of luck fly around the equator!
Well, there is no ban on a glass with "white" - a dispenser!
Let the champagne sparkle, we will say a toast to you!
We wish you on your birthday, to occupy a high post.
So that colleagues are respected, the secretary - adored!
So that you live a hundred years and never know troubles!
Accept congratulations, and pour everyone as soon as possible!
Birthday has come, we hasten to congratulate!
We wish, with our lives, to rule for a long time!
Let health only grow stronger, and friends respect everyone.
In order for the card to replenish, they always looked up to you.
So that you are always lucky, so that you want and can!
Always keep yourself cheerful, remember: life is only life.
Do not bend under it, always remain steadfast!
Make friends with a positive, sad, you do not go to sleep!
Gather your friends more often, you can at home, or more often!
We will always come to you, and support and devour!
We wish you to look great, and we wish you happiness, personally!
We also wish from the bottom of our hearts that babies appear.
You will be a faithful husband, father, because you are a daring man in life!
Well, while you are among us, we walk - super, simple - class!
Handsome, smart, rich, powerful - let there be no clouds over you!
Enjoy your birthday by accepting congratulations!
Be always on top of your horse, with a positive on the wave!
Let the pounds, euros and rubles rustle in your pockets.
To help them a lot in life's problems.
Well, and most importantly, always, so that life is sweet, meet your love.
Let her blood boil!
Today everything is possible, there is no word - "not".
Now we have gathered, all relatives and friends!
If you want a cake with your head, we are all waiting.
We will gladly give you a little push!
You are a cheerful birthday boy, and a very good friend.
Let life save you from sorrows and evil blizzards!
To dress in an expensive store, and always went in a golden limousine.
There was always money left on the credit card, the beauties only smiled at you.
May life always be stormy and bright!
Keep your tail with a pistol, always be happy!
Let everything and always be just on - Hurray!
Oh, I got to a holiday, you friend called me!
Of course, I congratulate you, I wish you a lot of happiness.
I wish a house near the sea, and not to know grief in that house.
Cadillac and Jaguar, and also a sports car!
So that on the highway, speed two hundred, do not sit so that you are still!
Congratulations! Pour! And make a wish!
Always stick to a diet, they say it is useful.
Visit the gym, you will be very nimble.
And make friends with nature, remember: she gives life!
In general, you repeat everywhere: "I want, I can and I will!"
I wished it cool here? I tried, I composed!
Happy birthday greetings to the man funny funny prose and poems
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Other congratulations
- Happy birthday greetings to the woman in your own words
Birthday is always the most anticipated and most enjoyable holiday, especially for girls. I want to congratulate you on this amazing holiday of Your Day and wish you with all my heart to remain as beautiful and irresistible.
Cheerful and funny congratulations to a man (comic poems on the Anniversary to the Husband from the wife)
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Beyond the endless fields
Over the mountains, over the forests,
Among the pines, they say
There is a man - just a treasure!
He built a house in the village,
I arranged everything in order
And all day long
The farm itself runs there.
Impossible workaholic
[...]*
He's a poetry lover
And a connoisseur of Vysotsky,
Plus an excellent family man -
In general, a rare citizen.
And it's not for nothing that rumors go
What is not being produced now
In modern workshops
Such wonderful -
Only in the distant Baikonur
According to a secret recipe
They are forged without pampering
Once a century or two.
And I will not hide from you
I got this miracle.
And to you, my beloved,
I wish with all my heart:
And health and prosperity,
And excellent order,
So that with a broom in the corners
You didn't ride in the morning
[...]*
Peace reigned in my soul ...
Happy anniversary, dear!
Funny and Funny Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary (50 years) to a Man from a Friend
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There are many soul names in the world,
The best in the world is given to you,
Known to both adults and young children,
That everyone has one mother in their lives.
The good surname will remind you of something
From children's distant cloudless dreams
Fill the heart with hope and joy,
Like mother's tenderness, warmth and love.
Probably, this is where you get your strength -
Energy splashes in you over the edge,
Or maybe this is an ordinary awl,
It doesn't matter, but don't lose your courage!
And let it always pull somewhere to rush,
So as not to lie idle on the sofa -
Drive to ****, skiing,
And, having drunk pretty much, get up on your head!
Half a century, and there is still gunpowder in stock -
Perhaps the same amount is more than enough,
And in a day two thousand drive along the highway,
And save the strength for his young wife.
It's not difficult with your temperament
Fifty - after all, this is the same heyday,
[...]*
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Cool Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary to a Man from Friends in verse
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To slightly season the feast -
We want to congratulate you with verses,
Half a century is not much
For a man, tell me, Seryoga!
I've already known you for half my life,
And we understand how lucky we are
What a sensible friend we have -
Great innovator, inventor,
Ideas - without counting, talent - an abyss ...
Cheerful Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary to a Man - poems to the Director from Colleagues
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In our homeland, the sovereign
There is transportation, the city is glorious -
There December sometimes
Our hero appeared.
[...]*
And over the years of leadership
Our production director
He kept his character -
As before golden!
Congratulations on your anniversary
We hand over the medal from the bottom of our hearts,
New camera
And an automatic machine
And our special greetings -
Birthday boy portrait
With wishes of health
And happy long years!
Funny Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary to a Man from Colleagues and Friends
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Tell me, Sasha, it's not for nothing
All the fanfare for you today
"For health" trumpeting?
Fifty is a significant date
And you got results
For these 50!
Scenario of cool congratulations to the Chief
(in Italian style)
Scene 1. rework of the song "We are a bandito":
We are a gangstero gangster
Cosa Nostra Italiano, o yes!
Mafioso is famous
And spy relentlessly, o yes!
Cool Comic congratulations on the Anniversary: a poem to the beloved Husband from his wife for 50 years
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You and I raised two sons,
And you are the main example for them in everything,
And behind you I'm like behind a wall
With such a man we will not be lost
Happy Anniversary Congratulation-Toast to a Man
(touching comic poems to beloved husband from wife)
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Perfectly you combine all the roles -
Father of two daughters, worthy son
And it's been 20 years since you've been eating
A pood of salt for two with me alone
Funny funny scene-congratulations to the Man-chief
(for the scenario of the anniversary in the style of the "Venice Carnival")
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We gathered today at the Palazzo
At the Piazza Pavelezio Station,
To admire the Honorable Doge,
At our grandiose carnival,
To give praises in honor of his birthday,
Assure our eternal devotion
Cool Reworked Song-Congratulations to a Man
(reworking of the words of the song "Pivot")
For a great man
There is always a reason to drink
But we care!
This glorious birthday
We are especially impatient
We are waiting - we will gladly pour
Per new turn, let him bring
Life is just taking off
© Mariana Schell
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More examples of congratulations:
Funny Songs-alterations to a Man for Anniversary and Birthday
Funny Songs-Alterations to a Friend for Anniversary and Birthday
Funny Funny Scenes-Congratulations on the Anniversary of the Man
Comic Sketches-congratulations to the Director, Chief, Chief with Anniversary and Birthday
Funny Happy Anniversary Congratulations to the Pope with Humor in verse
Touching Beautiful Congratulations Husband Happy Anniversary
Comic and Funny Reworked Songs-Congratulations to Dad on Anniversary and Birthday
Beautiful Touching Poems For Beloved Man
Funny Songs-Alterations to Husband for Anniversary and Birthday
Original Greetings Happy Anniversary to a Man in Poems (sincere congratulations to your beloved husband, poems to the director for the anniversary, touching poems to your beloved dad, congratulations on the anniversary to your male boss)
Cheerful Cool birthday greetings to a Friend in Poems (funny congratulations to a man to order)
Original Scenario of the Anniversary of the Man (in verse)
Poems to order: original Funny Comic Congratulations to the Chief-man (new)
Comic Scenario of cheerful Congratulations on the Anniversary in verse
Order the original funny Comic Song-remake for the Anniversary of the Man (examples)
It is known that representatives of the stronger sex are more inclined to joke and understand jokes than beautiful ladies. Therefore, funny birthday greetings to a man is a great way to cheer up both him and the whole company. Whether it is a husband, brother or friend, everyone will appreciate a comic gift combined with funny congratulations... Happy birthday jokes are very important because they make the atmosphere at the party relaxed, eliminating the stiffness of even the most shy guest. Use humorous wishes to congratulate the birthday boy. Each of the funny funny congratulations for a man can even help melt the ice in a relationship, not to mention the rapprochement between soul mates.
Happy birthday congratulations
And we wish you health.
And to you in the bargain -
A lot of money, yacht, dacha,
Fish, beer, "Kirieshki",
Pigtail cheese and nuts
Let them find their home
In your fridge.
At work - only success
There is more laughter in your life.
More bright, bright days.
Don't forget your family and friends.
What can I wish you now?
Love, health and wealth.
To go forward, put pressure on the gas
And you knew no obstacles to your goals!
I wish that every day
You became more and more successful.
Let the car be, house,
So that you shine with joy!
Let the wife be loving.
I wish you loyal friends.
After all, we have only one life,
Let only happiness be in her!
Happy birthday congratulations
And with all my heart I wish
A pack of greens in your pocket
And a dolphin in its bath.
Girl ... But to love
And less often hit in the face.
So that you are healthy as a bull
And he loved his friends.
Happiness, joy, good luck
And luck to boot.
I wish you a lot more ...
I will simply say: "Congratulations!"
V wonderful holiday birthday
What can a man wish?
Success, joy, luck,
Car "BMW X5".
Fun so that it flows like a river
Friends are a crowd, you can't count
And at night to sleep with you
Model with a bust "number 5".
In the morning to leave the bungalow
On the Mediterranean coast
And the sun said tenderly:
"Let everything be ok in life!"
You are a man in the dawn of strength
And there is no reason for sadness
But there is a reason
Toast to us in your honor
And wish without interruption
Money, a new car,
Respect, success,
Several carriages of laughter
And another cart of happiness,
So that life is in its suit!
To such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
So that you are in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades.
I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
So that there are reasons for laughter
Finance so as not to let you down.
So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so that, as they say in the navy,
Catching a favorable breeze!
Let the car be "Brabus"
May everything be joyful.
To rest in the Canary Islands,
And the beauty in the peignoir
In the evenings, let him meet
Pleases, treats.
Well, to love, to laugh
To relax more often
So that everything is always in personal life
It was cool indecent
Let the engine not fail
And your float is worth it!
I wish you success
More joy and laughter,
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha across the sea,
Accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything and everywhere succeeds,
And the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without boundaries.
Good ideas, new faces.
So that you are a hammer in everything.
And so that everything was "OK" everywhere!
May there be time in your life
For sports, fishing and football.
Let your friends all love you,
Let him adore the weaker sex.
You are a prominent and strong man.
On your birthday, do not go wrong
Have fun to the fullest
But do not mix vodka with beer!
Happy Birthday man!
Do everything as you used to:
Win what you love
Set goals more boldly.
Get just what you want
Be happy day and night:
Let the hand be firm -
Give the problems a kick!
On the birthday of a man
What can you wish for?
First things first, of course
Be healthy, prosper.
Secondly, I think it is necessary
Wish long love.
Thirdly, so as not to become scarce
Spirit and strength would be yours.
Well, to complement everyone
This modest rhyme
I wish you wealth
There is a big influx of money into the house!
I wish not to know defeat
In business, casino and love,
I wish you successful investments
So that the money flows like a river.
I wish it easy, carefree
Always spend your leisure time.
Both joy and happiness are free
Find in all the little things.
May your birthday be
Fun and full of ideas
So that your house is full of loved ones
And to the heart of pleasant people.
I wish you to live beautifully:
Fishing, relaxation, sea of beer!
On weekends to go to the bathhouse,
Live to the fullest!
And so that the wife is obedient,
Indifferent to mink coats,
To feed you deliciously
In bed to be skillful!
In general, a little more blessings,
What is in your male dreams!
What does a man need for happiness?
Beloved in life next to.
Good loyal friends
And so that none of them are gay.
Nice house in Malta
Only a Maserati car.
Always lucky, lucky in everything
So that the house was filled with peace.
I give congratulations loving
After all, it's your birthday.
At least on horseback, like Don Quixote,
Even on a donkey like Sancho Panza
Push forward without stopping
Don't miss the fortune of the chance.
Primarily Russian shish substitute
To all adversity, laugh in their face,
Season life with the peppercorn of risk,
Warm yourself in the rays of mutual love.
Be healthy like a hero
So that the strength in the hands plays,
So that you do not grow in breadth at the waist,
So that the figure of capital grew.
Success is the eternal favorite
(No need for humble excuses)
Let the birthday light up
How many of those to whom you are dear.
Let it be in your hut
There is money and girly
And the faithful horse is waiting outside the window:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
And let at your porch
Three loyal fighters are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to heaven,
Let there be progress in everything.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt
A little bit of serious personal affairs,
So that chaos does not happen.
May happiness stick to you
Well, let luck hug you tighter,
And so that all changes in fate
Have made your days brighter, easier.
So that you can shoe a flea
And kept in check so good luck.
Happy Birthday! Love, beauty
And health, it means a lot.
Let the ladies look, after always sighing ...
The people have a good omen -
A man every year, like brandy,
It only gets stronger. He is a master
Drive any hard-to-reach insane.
May it be so! Thank God
For your wonderful destiny in life.
Let everything be as you would like it!
We wish instead of adjectives to be applied to you periodic system Mendeleev, because you have golden hands and heart, character - silicon, iron will, and you yourself are a Titan man!
Happy birthday, congratulations!
I wish you to be lucky
Be funny and rich
To live not only on the salary,
And have another income,
And, of course, don't get old!
What to wish for a real macho man?
More money, a car and a dacha,
There are many beautiful and devoted women,
Life is like in a fairy tale with a successful road!
More good luck, health, love,
Find your dream as soon as possible!
A lot of good, strength, happiness, luck,
We wish you everything on your birthday!
Let even the snowiest peaks melt before your charm, any closed door will not resist your pressure. Let your opportunities open up all new horizons on the love front.
Your birthday is just a holiday of the century,
You always succeed in everything grandiosely.
There is no more perfect person next to us,
Which, for sure, will always achieve his goal!
Birthday boy! Congratulation
Accept this holiday!
Be healthy, strong, strong,
Don't be bored without a reason!
And I wish to be rich!
To find some kind of treasure,
Travelling aroun the world,
See a lot, know a lot!
Today is your day, therefore we wish you not to hit your face today, neither in the dirt, nor in the salad, or anywhere else, but to spend it with dignity, so that in the morning you will remember everything, and you will not be ashamed of the memories.
Let the life of a man become without fail
Such that the king would envy
So that only good changes happen,
And so that love plays a big role in her.
Happy birthday, the coolest
The smartest and most beautiful
The strongest, strongest, kind,
Wealthy and fashionable!
The most joyful, funniest,
And, of course, healthy!
Live for a long, long time
In the world of happiness and love!
I wish you to feel on this day like a hero of "Bachelor Party in Vegas", or, in extreme cases, "American Pie"! The main thing is that the finish is bright, memorable and good! Happy Birthday!
Let the form be athletic
Reforms will not affect you,
To be king
In a big house, you are yours.
And today all the orders
We will execute in unison at once.
You are a prominent, stately man with us,
And today - as if on a horse!
On your birthday, the holiday is so pleasant
Let me praise you too!
I want to wish you health
To raise a lot of toasts;
Enjoy a woman's love
Do not know the lack of money!
A man should always be on the alert, provide for everything and take care of everything, we wish you today to entrust others with your duties, and relax yourself, but just enough so that tomorrow your head does not hurt.
Alina Ogonyok