Statuses about the old New Year 2019
AND Will the Russians have enough strength to celebrate the old New Year ???
H New Year's morning is the most mysterious time of the day: they say it exists, but no one has seen it!
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Pi tried to remember what I did on New Year's Eve ... but I couldn't ... And just in case I didn't go down from the tree ...
ANDfrom the diary: Thought after the New Year: And it could have just become snow.
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Hbut this time it was not possible to celebrate the New Year - we missed each other.
3 January is a hungry day, because last year's food is gone, and there is still no strength to go to the store.
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Eif you saw the morning of January 1, then most likely you are at work.
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Pshe realized that the New Year had been successfully celebrated when she received several messages like "how are you, are you alive?"
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AT from everyone they say, joke about "New Year's Morning". And I can't understand what morning they are talking about? And in general, has anyone seen the morning of January 1st?
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Pi propose to rename the 4th of January to COMPOT. So that there was the first, second, third and COMPOT.
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Hthe year's orgy has finally ended, and the STABILIZER has come !!!
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ANDthis year I decided to make a surprise for my husband - I myself was a Christmas tree. He danced around me, folded gifts at my feet, shouted "Christmas tree, light up!" ... ... It was then that I lit ...
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Hit is not so difficult to start a new life from the New Year, as it is difficult from January 1.
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1 January - "Independence Day of the Musculoskeletal System"
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F anything else does not fit, alcohol does not rush ... Let's die, but we will celebrate the Old New Year!
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AT this January is some kind of drunken ... It's too early to wash more glasses! Russia and the people are waiting for the old New Year again!
P echen screams with horror ... AGAIN, AGAIN New Year,
Well, the ass is frolicking ... wants to have fun again
FROM neg on the head - New Year! Head made of snow - Old New Year.
FROM we will not sober up in the new year, and then the old one has also come ...
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Have carry with you all the problems, old year! I want free traffic, a distillery.
FROM Old New Year, this is a second hand from the New Year, but in excellent condition.
D adal for the old New Year. She burned down a Christmas tree, flooded neighbors, hit some peasant with a felt boot ... Immediately arrived: an ambulance, firefighters and police. Now I sit and think - which of them is the betrothed !!!
AT Meet the Old New Year! He brings so much joy! The tree is shining with lights, children are waiting for gifts.
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TO did not have time, who was late, the Old Year has adjusted everything for you. Booze, appetizer and Snow Maiden And slightly adjusted the figure for everyone.
FROM we raise new glasses, we say toasts again, we celebrate the Old New Year, and thank fate.
H and the old rake, all with new and new strength ...
H New Year, this is only a rehearsal, and Old New Year, this is already a debut, this is a premiere, this is an extravaganza.
AT Old New Santa Claus Got drunk for us.
AT the old year is leaving
Let him take with him
All adversity and sorrow
Sex that didn't end ...
AND how to make wishes for the Old New Year? I want it to be in the Old New Year ... or I want it to be after the Old New Year ... no, probably not so, but just WANT!
FROM people are new in positivics. Hello old New Year!
R The Russian tradition of celebrating the Old New Year does not go back to the Julian calendar at all, as is commonly believed. It's just that Russians love to celebrate the New Year so much that they took a couple of weeks for it, after which the New Year is declared Old, and the holiday ends.
AT from the old New Year came to visit us. The joyful people are holding on to the liver! Fat does not fit, alcohol does not rush. Let's die, but let's celebrate the Old New Year!
H To celebrate the Old New Year you need three "Z": Stash, Health and ... WINTER!
FROM Old New Year, this is another opportunity to hang out, drink with Santa Claus and cuddle the drunken Snow Maiden.
P It was New Year, we are waiting for Christmas, after the old New Year, there is a week of memories ... and together we begin to dream of summer ...
D ve weeks without a gap We celebrate this holiday. Old New Year has come and again we go to the table.
H New year, you are a glorious fellow, Whimsical, albeit Old
H and Old New Year also comes Santa Claus. But he gives second-hand and leftovers.
E If you have Olivier left in your fridge by the Old New Year, it means that in the New Year you have not yet been at home.
AND Interesting Old New Year - is it a remix or remake?
FROM Old New Year - try to translate this to an American, let him rack his brains.
FROM Old New Year is an opportunity to cross out an unsuccessful New Year!
FROM Old New Year is a holiday for sclerosis. Forgot - remember!
FROM Old New Year is a great opportunity to decorate a Christmas tree for those who forgot to do it two weeks ago.
AT The whole world is eagerly awaiting information from Russia.
Will the Russians have enough strength to celebrate the Old New Year?
ABOUT livie, herring, goose! .. I'll get drunk again in the Old Year
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The name of this holiday always broke my brain a little ... In general, Congratulations to everyone! and I wish you a successful and, most importantly, a fun day on this holiday and you big bags of chocolates ...
Today we ourselves are going to run around the apartments and take away their delicious sweets from the little people for our chanting and masquerade ...
We share with you "Kolyadov's delicacies" ... What if it comes in handy?
1. We sow, we sow, we sow, congratulations on the New Year, open the trunks, get out the piglets, even a ruble, even a nickel - let's not leave here like this.
2. Kolyaduyu, kolyaduyu, I smell vodka in my nose, pour one hundred grams, there will be happiness for you and us! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
3.Kolyada, kolyada! Give us a pie, Or a slice of bread, Or half a dime of money, Or a chicken with a crest, Cockerel with a comb!
4.Kolyada, kolyada, Who will not give a pie, We are a cow by the horns, Who will not give a crumpet, We have bumps on the forehead, Who will not give a piglet, and His neck on a side.
5. Don't give me the cheesecakes - Get it on top of my head! If you don’t give a pie, I’ll take the cow by the horns.
6.Kolyad kolyadnitsa kolyadnitsa, Good with honey Polyanytsya, And without honey it’s not like that, Give uncle a p'yatak, And p'yatak is not important, Give a rub of paper, And in rubles three dirki, Give us a bitter, A bitter sour, Give us three hundred In Ukrainian it is true, but I think everything is clear anyway)
7.Christmas, Christmas, A lot of snow has covered, We are going to dig up, earn money, Open the chests, Serve the heels, The hostess with the owner
happy holiday.
8. Caroling - caroling, I smell the throat with my nose, Ok, I’ll have a snack bach, pour more I’ll cry!
9. Well, the owners are a little man, open the chest, get out the piglet! And a heel is not enough for us, let's get a piece of bacon!
10. I goat Dereza came from Moscow, give me a ruble, give me two so that I could go back.
Our holidays were merry ... protracted ... and ruinous ... Santa Claus had a tough time and ... nevertheless, he came ...
And he brought with him the last "present" - a video from my homeland ... And the big cats went completely crazy from the "festivities" ... or (more likely!) From hunger!
Gentlemen! THIS IS ALREADY AN ALREADY ALARM CALL !!!
Usually such videos are brought from safari parks.
On the Vladivostok-Khabarovsk highway, near the town of Bikin, an Ussuri tiger was walking along the highway, attacking cars whose drivers stopped to examine it ...